Longer version to follow tonight after darts.
(Unless I decide to stay at the bar and drown myself in tequila shooters in an attempt to wash away the realization that I've just failed the March NaBlah.)
(I won't. Tequila sucks as much as technology.)
(I will most definitely be drinking Diet Coke, or Diet Pepsi...or whatever the hell's coming out of the gun.)
(I'm finished with the parentheticals now.)
(Well...until tonight, anyway.)