tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31875254.post7443843707143284559..comments2023-06-19T04:51:47.138-05:00Comments on Ton-Fifty-ONE: Another Tale of New and ImprovedGregghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07472476562600663387noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31875254.post-63796127424107610712007-11-17T21:26:00.000-06:002007-11-17T21:26:00.000-06:00Don't forget about squeezable jelly. Yes, we use t...Don't forget about squeezable jelly. Yes, we use that stuff. But in the end, you have to use a knife. The last few sandwiches will force the issue. You can squeeze and squeeze, but will get nothing but air - even though you can see the jelly in there laughing at you.<BR/><BR/>So you unscrew the bottle, then it all falls out. Such a pain in the ass.<BR/><BR/>Who says this makes our lives easier?TWORIVERSWALRUShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00566745440702304518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31875254.post-80984236021097034152007-11-17T21:18:00.000-06:002007-11-17T21:18:00.000-06:00Good God, you n' my wife would get on splendidly.S...Good God, you n' my wife would get on splendidly.<BR/><BR/>She'll take your notions a step further and actually dial the consumer lines on the back of the squeezy mayo bottle and engage some poor slob of an operator (who really only wants to dole out free coupons and be done with you) on the celestial, cultural, and psychological benefits of an upside-down squeezy bottle.<BR/><BR/>Here's an exchange live from our kitchen just this evening...<BR/><BR/>Wife: HEY! This Jack's Pizza has less sauce on this side! I'm calling!!!<BR/><BR/>Me: Oh God, you leave those poor pizza people alone!<BR/><BR/>Wife: Hey, I'm just being a good consumer.<BR/><BR/>Me: No, you're being a pest.<BR/><BR/>So next time you're at the store and you say to yourself, "geez, these Jack's natural rising crust pizza's are really getting expensive," well.... you have my wife to thank for that!Jeffreyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01266585163385328660noreply@blogger.com